Only in Wal-Mart can you buy all the ingredients needed to cook meth, and actually do so for six hours without being noticed.
What!? Yep, you read that right. Elizabeth Greta, 45, entered Wal-Mart in Tulsa, Oklahoma around noon and grabbed all the ingredients needed to make meth and set up shop. Six hours later, on-site security officers finally noticed her suspicious behavior and called the police.
"She didn't have the money to make the purchases of the chemicals that were needed so she was taking what was needed in the bottle," said Officer David Shelby, who arrived on the scene, to FOX 23 News. "When firefighters were on the scene she made statements to them that is what she was doing, she was attempting to obtain these chemicals and was in the process of trying to manufacture meth. However, she said she was not very good at it."
I am trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation, because it was dangerous and could have been deadly, but really??
Meth really is a serious epidemic in our country, and it must be hooking them pretty badly if they're going to be trying to cook it in fucking Wal-Mart.
*The image above is not of the woman in this story.